(Sing to the tune of Paul Simon's Mrs. Robinson, the original song writer.)
And here's to you, Mr. Pa-tri-cio
Jesus loves you and He votes, you know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mr. Patrick A.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our Rrun-Rrun files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around Browntown until you feel at home
And here's to you, Mr. Patricio
Jesus loves you and He ain't "woke," you know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mr. Patrick A
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your doghouse with your pets
It's a little secret, just Patricio A's affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the vets
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mr. Patricio
Jesus loves you and He will vote for you
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mr. Patricio A.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Sitting en el sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
No Tenaska, PUB, or river weir for you
Where have you gone, Mr. Patri-cio?
Browntown turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo, woo, woo
What's that you say, Mr. Patrick A?
Joltin' Pat has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
24 comments:
Pobrecito Pat "El Perro" Ahumada..... RIP
whop hoppon? otro al poso o que?
LA BRUJA DEL SOUTHMOST THIS IS WHAT SHE'S DONE:
For us it means the weather is changing but for the worst. Just look at what's happening after the atomic bomb. Lots of rain, heavy wind put out bpub and now hail, what's next two or three hurricanes? Muskies don't care, he lives in Hollywood, y los pinches enanos will just take a trip to europe where they think they came from, pinches mojados, y la bruja del southmost pobresita no tiene llana, se tiene que quedar aqui, maybe she can stay in one of the castles that has her name, paid by the taxpayers like yourselves of course.
PUROS PINCHES MAMONES VOTE ALL OF THEM OUT!!!!
she voted to give away boca chica vote her out
If he passed on, and he did not win, so he missed the pay-out by the city, now the city will not pay for any extra curricular activities sorry Pat. rip
Pay your property tax so every elected official can get a 5000 dollar pay raise(200k up to 500k a yearsalary), vacation paid (2 wks), insurance paid for whole families, cell phones unlimited (extras if needed), new auto use for whatever (a new one every year), free maintenance, free gas, includes luggage if traveling, free paid motel/hotel, air fare have to go to harlingen or mcallen for air travel, taxies fare paid, free meals at any time, if attending meetings a clothing allowance is included and most important IF YOU DIE DURING YOUR ELECTED TIME ALL FUNERAL COSTS WILL BE PAID. No questions asked...
THIS IS FACT look it up...
investigating rumors that they can add a second person to this list of illegal perks like either your wife, sancha, querida, sancho if female or whoever. no social security needed.
get mad people and vote everybody out!!!!!!
Don't bogart the joint Montoya, pass it over to me...
Poorly written poem… in fact pretty bad
is pat homophobic? He spoke ill of the new district 1 commissioner?
Fucking Drunk
Did he pass?
is he gonna be cream-mate or feed to the worms? just askin my girl friends wants to know.
WOW and he looked so young on that there pic!
last words #$%^&*@#$&^*_shittttttttttted
Pat is butt hurt and that’s how the cookie crumbles, never was good for the city. You forgot to add a line to the chorus “here’s to you mr. pa-tri-cio, where are you hiding the check today, whoa whoa whoa, boo hoo hoo” Good riddance.
Stay of the BOOZE Pat...
May 18, 2023 at 1:20 PM May 18, 2023 at 1:20 PM May 18, 2023 at 2:24 PM
como chingas joton open your own blog there you can insult the world y tu mama tambien las pinche wina.JOTO
Ya se fue dejenlo bola de mamones I hear he never returned the check. y el city finance never said anything. mochis. evidencia al poso, but I hear he left a confession about this incident, soon it will come out pero el da que???
Now who's gonna take care of all the ladies??? WHO?
WHAT HE DONE WITH HIS 380 LADY WEAPON?
Si no se murio, entonces anda cambiando el cheque!!
May 19, 2023 at 8:44 AM
I just hear about the letter he left behind confessing and also it will sooooon come out agilla peteshit.
Some one just walked the letter to an attorney, so I hear.
Can't find the obit anywhere
Any details?
¿Cuántos votos obtuvo Pat en las pasadas elecciones?
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