Thursday, May 18, 2023

CON CARIÑO Y RESPETO FOR EX-MAYOR PAT AHUMADA, AND NO, HE DIDN’T DIE, JUST POLITICALLY ON THE OUTS

(Sing to the tune of Paul Simon's Mrs. Robinson, the original song writer.)


And here's to you, Mr. Pa-tri-cio
Jesus loves you and He votes, you know
Whoa, whoa, whoa

God bless you, please, Mr. Patrick A.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our Rrun-Rrun files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around Browntown until you feel at home

And here's to you, Mr. Patricio
Jesus loves you and He ain't "woke," you know
Whoa, whoa, whoa

God bless you, please, Mr. Patrick A
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your doghouse with your pets
It's a little secret, just Patricio A's affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the vets

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mr. Patricio
Jesus loves you and He will vote for you
Whoa, whoa, whoa

God bless you, please, Mr. Patricio A.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

Sitting en el sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
No Tenaska, PUB, or river weir for you

Where have you gone, Mr. Patri-cio?
Browntown turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo, woo, woo

What's that you say, Mr. Patrick A?
Joltin' Pat has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pobrecito Pat "El Perro" Ahumada..... RIP

Anonymous said...

whop hoppon? otro al poso o que?

Anonymous said...

LA BRUJA DEL SOUTHMOST THIS IS WHAT SHE'S DONE:

For us it means the weather is changing but for the worst. Just look at what's happening after the atomic bomb. Lots of rain, heavy wind put out bpub and now hail, what's next two or three hurricanes? Muskies don't care, he lives in Hollywood, y los pinches enanos will just take a trip to europe where they think they came from, pinches mojados, y la bruja del southmost pobresita no tiene llana, se tiene que quedar aqui, maybe she can stay in one of the castles that has her name, paid by the taxpayers like yourselves of course.

PUROS PINCHES MAMONES VOTE ALL OF THEM OUT!!!!

she voted to give away boca chica vote her out

Anonymous said...

If he passed on, and he did not win, so he missed the pay-out by the city, now the city will not pay for any extra curricular activities sorry Pat. rip

Anonymous said...

Pay your property tax so every elected official can get a 5000 dollar pay raise(200k up to 500k a yearsalary), vacation paid (2 wks), insurance paid for whole families, cell phones unlimited (extras if needed), new auto use for whatever (a new one every year), free maintenance, free gas, includes luggage if traveling, free paid motel/hotel, air fare have to go to harlingen or mcallen for air travel, taxies fare paid, free meals at any time, if attending meetings a clothing allowance is included and most important IF YOU DIE DURING YOUR ELECTED TIME ALL FUNERAL COSTS WILL BE PAID. No questions asked...

THIS IS FACT look it up...

investigating rumors that they can add a second person to this list of illegal perks like either your wife, sancha, querida, sancho if female or whoever. no social security needed.

get mad people and vote everybody out!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Don't bogart the joint Montoya, pass it over to me...

Anonymous said...

Poorly written poem… in fact pretty bad

Anonymous said...

is pat homophobic? He spoke ill of the new district 1 commissioner?

Anonymous said...

Fucking Drunk

Anonymous said...

Did he pass?

Anonymous said...

is he gonna be cream-mate or feed to the worms? just askin my girl friends wants to know.

Anonymous said...

WOW and he looked so young on that there pic!

Anonymous said...

last words #$%^&*@#$&^*_shittttttttttted

Anonymous said...

Pat is butt hurt and that’s how the cookie crumbles, never was good for the city. You forgot to add a line to the chorus “here’s to you mr. pa-tri-cio, where are you hiding the check today, whoa whoa whoa, boo hoo hoo” Good riddance.

Anonymous said...

Stay of the BOOZE Pat...

Anonymous said...

May 18, 2023 at 1:20 PM May 18, 2023 at 1:20 PM May 18, 2023 at 2:24 PM

como chingas joton open your own blog there you can insult the world y tu mama tambien las pinche wina.JOTO

Anonymous said...

Ya se fue dejenlo bola de mamones I hear he never returned the check. y el city finance never said anything. mochis. evidencia al poso, but I hear he left a confession about this incident, soon it will come out pero el da que???

Anonymous said...

Now who's gonna take care of all the ladies??? WHO?

Anonymous said...

WHAT HE DONE WITH HIS 380 LADY WEAPON?

Anonymous said...

Si no se murio, entonces anda cambiando el cheque!!

Anonymous said...

May 19, 2023 at 8:44 AM
I just hear about the letter he left behind confessing and also it will sooooon come out agilla peteshit.

Anonymous said...

Some one just walked the letter to an attorney, so I hear.

Anonymous said...

Can't find the obit anywhere
Any details?

Yezka Flores said...

¿Cuántos votos obtuvo Pat en las pasadas elecciones?

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