Friday, July 18, 2025
THE EPSTEIN CHRONICLES: REPUBLICANS VOTE AGAINST RELEASE
The “proven felon and sexual predator” thing didn’t seem to bother them all that much, but we guess after all that chest-puffing about “protecting kids” it will be hard for them to explain away protecting a child predator.
Everything is fake…it’s all a hoax, but Obama wrote it, no Hilary is behind it. It’s all Biden’s Fault. The lunatic left made it all up.
Pam and Kash are doing a terrific job.
CATHOLIC CHURCH CHALLENGES TRUMP'S ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ
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Pope Pope Leo XIV is a strong advocate for humane treatment and care of migrants and under his leadership the Church has pushed back forcefully against many of Trump's worst abuses.
Alligator Alcatraz is just the latest horrifying development in Donald Trump's ongoing war against immigrant communities. His brutal ICE crackdowns are tearing families apart and targeting innocent people, all in service of a program of soft ethnic cleansing. When this is all said and done, MAGA wants to bring about a white Christian nationalist authoritarian state.
"The bishops of the United States have long been advocates of reforms to our broken immigration system," it reads. "Thoughtful observers of the challenges facing our country cannot help but recognize that serious reforms are necessary to preserve safety and the integrity of our borders, as well as to accommodate needs for labor, family stability, and the ability of those at risk of grave harm to migrate. We continue to propose reforms that will enhance our immigration system, respect human dignity, and promote the common good.
"It is alarming to see enforcement tactics that treat all irregular immigrants as dangerous criminals. Masked, heavily armed agents who do not identify themselves during enforcement activities are surprising - so is the apparent lack of due process in deportation proceedings in recent months," it continues.
History will remember this dark moment and those who stand by silently will be judged accordingly.
Thursday, July 17, 2025
OPPENHEIMER HIT IT DEAD ON. IT WAS MASS DEATH
Robert Oppenheimer – the architect of the atomic bomb – quoted Shiva when he witnessed the first atomic explosion. Shiva is a major Hindu deity, often referred to as the Destroyer or Transformer, and is one of the principal deities within the Trimurti, the Hindu trinity.
STATE CUTS FEDERAL HEALTH SERVICES FOR SOUTH TEXAS
By Berenice Garcia
More than 6,600 people received services from the event last year. People lined up as early as 4 a.m. to access physician check-ups, immunizations, sports physicals, screenings for diabetes, dental services, eye exams and prescription glasses.
The event, called Operation Border Health, was scheduled to take place next week at five locations across the Rio Grande Valley and Laredo. But health officials abruptly announced the event’s cancellation last week, marking the first time the event will not be held in 26 years.
Local county health departments said the event was canceled because of cuts to the Texas Department of State Health Services’ federal funding.
This fiscal year, which started on July 1, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention only gave Texas about 72 percent of the base funding the state received last year for its Public Health Emergency Preparedness program, Imelda Garcia, the state health agency’s chief deputy commissioner, told county leaders earlier this month. The program helps communities prepare for infectious diseases, natural disasters and other health threats.
The notice came after Garcia warned local public health departments in June of potential federal cuts. CDC officials could not immediately be reached for comment.
In Cameron County, funding was cut by about $100,000, which meant losing two employees on the health department’s preparedness team, said Esmeralda Guajardo, the county health administrator. That was in addition to 10 health department employees — including two on the preparedness team — she lost in March after the federal government told Texas officials it was cutting back $700 million in COVID-19 pandemic relief funding.
The cuts brought Guajardo’s preparedness team down to six employees, which she said made running Operation Border Health this year unmanageable.
The preparedness team, which is comprised of several epidemiologists, is usually responsible for conducting contact investigations for diseases in the community.
Guajardo said the workload is heavy — especially for a short-staffed team — and she couldn’t afford to leave those responsibilities unattended while her staff handled Operation Border Health.
“I have a real hard time asking my employees, that I’ve lost 40 percent to go out and oversee Operation Border Health, knowing that when they come back, they’re going to have this workload to attend to,” Guajardo said.
Meanwhile, the federal cuts meant Hidalgo County lost more than $165,000 in emergency preparedness funds, prompting the county to terminate a vacant emergency preparedness coordinator position.
The county said the cuts impacted temporary and permanent staff involved in the event, but declined to provide specifics on the impact of those cuts.
Losing Operation Border Health is a blow to a region that consistently ranks among the highest in the state without health insurance.
In 2023, the rate of Rio Grande Valley residents who were uninsured was between 27 and 31 percent.
Ivan Melendez, the Hidalgo County health authority — who is independent of the county health department — said he’s concerned about the elimination of health efforts meant to benefit a community that ranks high in poverty, obesity, hypertension, diabetes, end-stage renal disease and hemodialysis.
“Then you throw into it the closure of such safety nets, it becomes a very, very big issue for us,” Melendez said.
"THE HUNGRY CHILDREN HAD LINKS TO THE TERRORISTS HAMAS..."
The UN Human Rights Office (OHCHR) has said that “10 children per day lose one or both of their legs,” in Gaza. In total, “134,105 people including over 40,500 children have new war-related injuries,” OHCHR said in a post on X.
This includes more than 35,000 people “believed to have significant hearing damage due to explosions.” Israeli forces issued forced displacement orders for residents of Jabalia and the surrounding areas in northern Gaza, warning Palestinians not to return.
At least 61 Palestinians were killed in Israeli attacks on Tuesday. Many were children. Some of the most intense attacks happened in Gaza City and the Shati refugee camp, where at least 23 people were killed.
The United Nations agency for Palestinian refugees, UNRWA, says one in 10 children screened in its clinics in Gaza are malnourished as Israel’s siege of the enclave triggers a man-made starvation crisis.
Israeli forces continue bombarding Gaza after killing at least 61 Palestinians, including 23 people in the Shati refugee camp and two others near the notorious US-backed GHF site in Rafah.
Israel’s military has also attacked the Bekaa Valley in eastern Lebanon, killing 12 people, and bombed the predominantly Druze town of Suwayda in southern Syria, where armed groups are clashing with the Syrian security forces.
The US has called on Israel to launch and inquiry into the killing of 20-year-old US citizen Sayfollah Musallet who was beaten to death by settlers in the occupied West Bank, calling the incident a “terrorist act”.
The ultra-Orthodox United Torah Judaism party in Israel has announced it is quitting the government, dealing a blow to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s coalition and leaving him with a razor-thin majority in the Israeli parliament.
Leaders and delegates from 30 countries are meeting in Colombia’s capital, Bogota, to discuss how to stop Israel’s assault on Gaza and its illegal occupation of Palestinian territory.
RAISING CANE, AND HIRING AMERICAN GOOD OL' BOYS

U.S. Merchant Marine Captain,
Special to El Rrun-Rrun
I own a farm in Florida and I have tried many times to hire the local “ Florida good ol' boys” to cut sugarcane. Regardless of how much you pay them, they typically walk off the job at lunch time, if not earlier. I have never had one last through a full day of cutting sugarcane in the blazing Florida sun. Even if the pay was $300 a day they would not do it, as it is brutally hard, miserable work.
Yet, I can hire a Guatemalan family that will do the job, and are not only happy to do it, but do their work with great pride and efficiency. They show up early and work as long as I want them to , and are paid well for their efforts. Don't think they are poor or being exploited as they all live in nice apartments and houses, drive very nice trucks, and send their kids to college or trade schools, to allow them better lives. I have helped several of them get green cards or citizenship, as they are by far the best workers for the job!
The local “ good ol' boys” usually come with tons of baggage, like court ordered wage garnishment, weekend jail, “work only” driver licenses, various substance problems, unreliable transportation and a string of crazy ex-wives/ baby-mommy's. Then they spend most of the morning bitcthing about how hard the work is, before walking off the job at lunch. I gave up trying to hire them years ago, its just a waste of time, as they all seem to think they should be a boss or foreman, with no skills or training, and zero work ethic.
I'm glad my guys are all legal, as many neighboring farms are royally screwed with the lack of workers, thanks to all the ICE raids etc. I will get my crop out this year and pay my bills and bank some profit, my neighbors will mostly be bankrupt or selling out to real estate developers, if this keeps up much longer. Should be a good few years for me, if it keeps going like this, as sugar may hit $10/ pound! Cha-Ching!
OUR FAVORITE ILLEGAL ALIEN TALKS ABOUT INCLUSIVITY
Wednesday, July 16, 2025
AFTER A DECENT INTERVAL, A REMEMBRANCE OF THREE GREAT FRIENDS...
Tuesday, July 15, 2025
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!...GO FIGURE
For the first time in two decades, history has been made on the global academic stage — the USA Math Olympiad Team has triumphed over powerhouse China, ending a 20-year winning streak at the prestigious International Mathematical Olympiad (IMO).






Monday, July 14, 2025
FAKE MARINE IS NOW LEADING BARRIENTES' SILENT MARCH
To the members of the American Vietnam Veteran (AVV) Chapter 1 of Brownsville and members of the Veterans of Foreign Wars the fact that Cesar Rendon walks around in green battle fatigues was often amusing since everyone knows he did not serve in the military, the Marines, and much less in combat.
But when people started posting photos showing him awarding medals to various local people as a "Special Marine," that crossed the line. And he's still at it because he was one of the flag carriers – decked out in combat fatigues brimming with medals – at Tiny Barrientes' Silent March this past May 26 during Memorial Day."He isn't authorized to hand out medals," said Vietnam Veterans chapter commander Salvador Salinas in the past when the fact first came to light. "Especially since he didn't serve. I notice in the photos that he is still wearing corporal stripes."
When Salinas and his comrades saw Rendon handing local seafood magnate Robert "Capt. Bob" Sanchez a Marine medal, it was the last straw.
"I have instructed our XO (executive officer) to call a special meeting to discuss this matter," he said. "I don't want one misguided person to put us in a bad light."
Sanchez, by the way, did not serve in the military, and doesn't claim he did. And there's no telling how many such medals Rendon has awarded other people. In fact, he wears a chest full of medals when he puts on his late brother's fatigues – a real veteran – to attend veterans events.
Other readers have sent El Rrun-Rrun photos of Rendon when he "volunteered" for the chapter's funeral detail and wonder why Rendon was allowed to perform that sacred duty. Here he is decked out in a VFW funeral detail uniform wearing a Marine Corps tie clip. (Out of respect for the soldiers and their families we will not publish them here.)In Rendon's case it was his brother Blas, who actually served in the military. Shorty Rendon born in 1964 and the Vietnam War ended in 1975 when he was 11 years old.
Unfortunately, cases of such "stolen honor" are not unusual. Most involve individuals pretending that they served in combat and wear medals, including the Purple Heart, indicating that they were wounded in battle.
In Rendon's case it was his brother Blas, who actually served in the U.S. military. Shorty Rendon born in 1964 and the Vietnam War ended in 1975 when he was 11 years old.
However, Salinas and his crew said they would deal with the issue directly and put a stop to it once and for all. Rendon was one of those fake VFW members who was "recruited" by the late VFW commander Luis Lucio, who himself wore a fake Purple Heart until he was called on it by real combat veterans of the VFW.
Lucio was a cook during his service, but claimed at different times to have been a Marine drill instructor and/or infantry officer. He consistently earned performance certificates for his VFW-member recruiting of non-combat veterans like Shorty. (When this was published in this blog, the publisher was banned from the VFW by Louie's goons.)
"We'll correct it," AVV's Salinas said of Rendon. And he did.
Barrientes, unfortunately, has allowed this charade to take over and actually lead the annual Silent March parade. After El Rrun-Rrun first posted this article, a reader sent the blog a copy of the Texas Penal Code dealing with claiming a fraudulent or fictitious military record and decorations (VTCA Penal Code 32.54). A person commits an offense (Class B misdemeanor) is he or she uses or claims a military record
* knowing it's fraudulent,
* is fictitious and has not been granted or assigned to the person,
* or uses it to gain some benefit (like free meals at Texas Roadhouse of Golden Corral on Veterans Day), service, state job or donation.
Given the proof of Sanchez's Facebook posts, "Special Marine" Rendon might want to think things through if he continues "awarding" Marine Corps medals or leading military veterans parades to honor the real fallen soldiers.
1846 POEM OF VOLUNTEERS IN MEXICAN WAR, AND THE REALITY
By Juan Montoya
Mustang Gray with his command on one occasion started out from camp at midnight and after a two hours' ride reached the San Francisco ranch on the Camargo road near Agua Fria. The place was surrounded, the doors forced in, and all the males capable of bearing arms were dragged out, tied to a post and shot! Most of them was shot by an old mountain man known as "Greasy Rube" who had been castrated by Mexicans in Chihuahua.
"The victims were tied to a post on which was placed a light, the grim old Ranger would coolly fire his rifle from the distance of one hundred yards and send the ball crashing through the poor devil's brain, keeping tally by cutting a notch on the stock of his fatal Rifle. Thirty-six Mexicans were shot at this place, a half hour given for the horrified survivors, women and children, to remove their little household goods, then the torch was applied to the houses, and by the light of the conflagration the ferocious Tejanos rode off to fresh scenes of blood.
"For weeks this work of carnage and devastation continued until the entire country from Monterey to Camargo, a distance of one hundred and eighty miles, with the exceptions of the towns Marin, Cerralvo and Mier, was depopulated.
"The guerillas, if possible, were guilty of worse acts than the Rangers, and the conflict was no longer war but murder, and a disgrace to any nation calling itself Christian. Our officers became disgusted with the many revolting acts committed by volunteers and Rangers, and no reports were ever made of these cruel raids."
Sunday, July 13, 2025
JAN. 6 DEFENDANT'S FINES: PAY 4,070, DO NOT COLLECT $200
Judge Randolph Moss has denied Hector Vargas Santos’s request to recover fines following his January 6 conviction. Santos has been convicted of four misdemeanors for storming the Capitol. Moss cited a Supreme Court ruling that pardons do not erase convictions or penalties. Santos was accused of contributing to over $2.8 million in damages. He was fined $2,500, with $500 restitution to the Architect of the Capitol and a $70 special assessment.
Santos paid $2,026.19 before receiving a pardon from Trump. Moss wrote, “As the Supreme Court explained in Knote … once a conviction has been ‘established by judicial proceedings,’ any penalties imposed are ‘presumed to have been rightfully done and justly suffered,’ regardless of whether the defendant later receives a pardon.”
Moss ruled Santos’s payments are non-refundable since his conviction remains active. The Justice Department cited Nelson v. Colorado for refunds after vacated convictions, but Moss noted Santos was pardoned, not vacated.
Moss wrote, “Because Santos’ payments were collected while his convictions were ‘in force,’ id., the funds were not ‘erroneously collected’ and are therefore not refundable.” Moss clarified that a pardon does not restore rights or property lost from a conviction. Without congressional approval, Santos is not entitled to a refund, affirming the penalties’ legitimacy.
U.S. District Judge Royce Lamberth said, “But in my thirty-seven years on the bench, I cannot recall a time when such meritless justifications of criminal activity have gone mainstream.”
Lamberth stated, “I have been dismayed to see distortions and outright falsehoods seep into the public consciousness. I have been shocked to watch some public figures try to rewrite history, claiming rioters behaved ‘in an orderly fashion’ like ordinary tourists, or martyrizing convicted January 6 defendants as ‘political prisoners’ or even, incredibly, ‘hostages.’ That is all preposterous. But the Court fears that such destructive, misguided rhetoric could presage further danger to our country.”
OK, YOU HAVE THREE GUESSES: IS TRUMP ON THE LIST?
Latin Times
A former Trump lawyer claimed that he knows who is preventing files pertaining to disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein from being released, stating that the documents are being concealed in order to protect high profile actors.
Attorney Alan Dershowitz appeared on The Sean Spicer Show in conversation with host Sean Spicer, during which he revealed that he had seen Epstein's client list, but could not reveal its contents due to confidentiality agreements.
"This is not an opinion, this is a fact. I was accused falsely and ultimately I was completely cleared... From day one, from the day I was accused I said I want every document out because I knew every document would prove I was innocent," he began, revealing that he had been falsely accused to be a client himself.
"I know for a fact documents are being suppressed. They're being suppressed to protect individuals. I know the names of the individuals. I know why they're being suppressed. I know who's suppressing them," Dershowitz said.
"But I'm bound by confidentiality from a judge and cases, and I can't disclose what I know. But hand to God, I know the names of people whose files are being suppressed in order to protect them, and that's wrong," he added.
"Just out of curiosity, without names, are these politicians? Business leaders? Both?" Spicer asked.
"They're everything, and let me tell you, at least one of them is somebody who was accused. Others are accusers, and judges have said if somebody calls themselves a victim we're not going to give any information about them. But they may not be victims, they may be perpetrators," said Dershowitz. "So we don't have information about false accusers, and we know there have been many false accusers who have accused innocent people for money."
"Those records are being deliberately, willfully suppressed, and they shouldn't be suppressed. If the accusation is allowed out, so should the material that diminishes the credibility of the accuser," he continued.
"We want total transparency on this, every single document, no redaction. That's what I've said from day one. I waive any of my rights to privacy, anything there is about me, I'm happy because it will be exculpatory," he added.
Earlier this week, days after the Department of Justice announced that Epstein had no client list, President Donald Trump brushed off comments about his former pal and the alleged client list while speaking to journalists.
"Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? This guy's been talked about for years. You're asking — we have Texas, we have this, we have all of the things. And are people still talking about this guy? This creep? That is unbelievable," Trump said Tuesday to a reporter.
Friday, July 11, 2025
ICE ARRESTS SUPERMAN – A KRYPTONIAN – FOR BEING AN ILLEGAL ALIEN
WHAT A NOBEL PEACE PRICE WINNER LOOKS LIKE. HINT, NOT LIKE DJT
"After I became president, I asked my escort to go to a restaurant for lunch. We sat down and each of us asked what we wanted.
On the front table, there was a man waiting to be served. When he was served, I said to one of my soldiers: go and ask that gentleman to join us. The soldier went and conveyed my invitation to him. The man got up, took his plate and sat down right next to me.
While he ate his hands trembled constantly and he did not lift his head from his food. When we finished, he said goodbye without looking at me, I shook his hand and he left.
The soldier told me:
Madiba that man must have been very ill, seeing as his hands didn't stop shaking while he ate.-
Absolutely no! the reason for his trembling is another.
Then I told him:
That man was the warden of the prison where I stayed. After he tortured me, I screamed and cried asking for some water and he came humiliated me, laughed at me and instead of giving me water, he urinated in my head.
He is not sick, he was afraid that I, now president of South Africa, would send him to prison and do to him what he did to me. But I'm not like that, this conduct is not part of my character, nor of my ethics.
′′Minds that seek revenge destroy states, while those that seek reconciliation build nations. Walking out the door to my freedom, I knew that if I didn't leave all the anger, hatred and resentment behind me, I would still be a prisoner."
AMERICA IS WELL ON ITS WAY DOWN THE SLIPPERY ROAD...
The U.S. already has its first say it’s not even stage 1 – it’s already a few stages down the road.
This is not a drill.
It’s not “jokes”, not “jest”.
It’s for real.
And going out with posters for 3 hours once a month won’t stop it. It’s great for bonding, great for building connections, great for mental health – but it won’t stop it.
They tried it in Russia in 2012.
In 2014, Putin already invaded Ukraine and annexed Crimea.
Whatever you do guys, study history.
Study what works.
Because every day they do more damage.
Thursday, July 10, 2025
IT'S NOT CRIMINALS WHO THE GOVERNMENT IS AFTER, IT'S US
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"Thank white Jesus the fine boys of ICE were there to save us from the horrors of homemade tamales, SpongeBob SquarePants piƱatas and hand-woven sarapes.""Why they don't go after actual gang members? They hit up the hardware stores and markets looking this tough so the propaganda machine can run with this narrative of picking up the "dangerous" immigrants and our poor ICE agents having to be ready for anything. But not once do we see them actually interacting with said dangerous people they keep claiming are around...because they'd shit their pants."
MEASLES HIT 30-YEAR HIGH, LOW VACCINATION RATES BLAMED
The United States has recorded 1,288 measles cases so far this year, the highest total in 33 years, according to Centers for Disease Control and Prevention data out Wednesday.
Just over halfway through 2025, the U.S. has now surpassed 2019's total number of infections, when 1,274 measles cases were confirmed, which at the time was the highest in more than a quarter century.
This is now the worst year for measles in the U.S. since 1992, when 2,126 cases were confirmed. The virus was officially declared eliminated in the U.S. in 2000, after high rates of vaccination succeeded at halting nearly all domestic spread.
The largest share of this year's infections are connected to an outbreak in West Texas that led to the deaths of two children. The number of cases in Texas alone has grown to more than 750. Measles infections have been confirmed in 38 states.
In a statement to CBS News, the CDC said the risk of measles infection is low for the overall population, noting that the U.S. case rate is lower than other countries including Canada, the United Kingdom, France, Spain and Italy.
"Measles risk is higher in U.S. communities with low vaccination rates in areas with active measles outbreaks or with close social and/or geographic linkages to areas with active measles outbreaks," the statement said, adding, "CDC continues to recommend MMR vaccines as the best way to protect against measles."
The measles virus is airborne and is one of the most contagious infectious diseases. A person can be contagious for several days before they develop the rash that often accompanies measles, the CDC says.
Measles is primarily a respiratory virus, and in some cases it can cause severe infections in the lungs and brain that can lead to cognitive issues, deafness or death. But the vaccine, which is normally given as part of the combination measles-mumps-rubella (MMR) vaccine, is safe and highly effective at preventing it, doctors and health experts say.
Before the first measles vaccine became available in the 1960s, between 400 and 500 Americans – mostly children – died every year from measles.
EVERY TIME CRUZ LEAVES TEXAS THERE IS A DISASTER
"EL COMPADRE," OR "LOOK, JUST THE WAY I LIKE THEM."
By Juan Montoya
Justin had known Ricardo for almost two decades since Ricardo had moved from Mercedes to make his home in Brownsville, or Browntown as locals called the border city.
Neither had really baptized each other’s children, but after some 20 or more years of friendship, both considered each other to be as close as a friend could be.

Justin and Ricardo agreed to be compadres while they sat in Ricardo’s back yard sipping on some beers one Sunday afternoon. Since Justin was not living with a woman at the time, they agreed to ask Julia, Ricardo’s sister-in-law to stand in with Justin as his daughter's madrina, or godmother..
Julia was married to Adolfo Beto, an old lawyer who sometimes sat in as a judge in the local county courts. When Beto found out that the friends were going to be compadres and that his wife was going to stand in as a comadre with Justin, he took matters into his hands.
Justin had been convicted of a drinking while driving under the influence violation about a year before and was on probation. When a probation revocation hearing was held on Justin’s case for missing an appointment, Beto got his chance.
When Justin appeared to what he thought would be a routine hearing where he would get a chance to argue that he had made up the missed appointment the next day, the affair turned instead into a disaster. Since his lawyer hadn't arrived, he told Beto about the made-up appointment.
“I didn’t ask you to make excuses,” Beto fumed at Justin. “If you don’t comply with the terms of the probation, you go to jail. We'll give your lawyer a chance to speak for you when he gets here, if he gets here."
Justin should have seen it coming. In the case right before his hearing, a clean-cut young man in a suit was ending his two years of probation for writing bad checks. His pretty wife and new baby sat in the benches behind the defendant’s table.
“I have made full restitution to each one of the persons who got the checks in cash,” said the young man. “I don’t even have a checking account any more. I am married now and we just got a new baby. I have learned from my mistake, judge. The district attorney has also agreed that probation should be ended by this court.”
“I didn’t agree with anybody about any probation,” shot back Beto from the bench. “Bailiff, put him in a cell.”
The audience sat looking on in stunned silence.
And I’m next,” thought Justin, looking around to the rear of the courtroom to see if his attorney Luis Chueco had arrived . He was late as usual, his hair still dripping wet as if he had hurriedly showered after a long night out drinking and told the court he had a previous hearing in a federal court down the street. He looked as if he were nursing a horrible hangover.
“I only care what happens in this court,” Beto retorted. “I’m going to revoke your client’s probation. Put him in jail, bailiff.”
That effectively threw a wet blanket on the baptism for the would-be compadres. Pleas to Beto that he release Justin fell on deaf ears, The more Justin’s friends and political acquaintances called Beto, the more recalcitrant he became.
“If anyone else comes and talks to me about that case, I’ll increase the sentence,” he told a local county commissioner who interceded on Justin’s behalf.
And so, Justin cooled his heels for a full week before Beto relented and released him.
From there on, Ricardo and Justin acted as if they were really compadres, even though Cristina was never formally baptized, a kind of baptism by incarceration.
One of their favorite pastimes was girl watching as they drove along Elizabeth, the city’s main street Saturday afternoon. Ricardo would slow down as they passed pretty girls on the sidewalk and would tell Justin, “Look compadre, just the way I like them.”

Justin knew his compadre’s likes because he had heard them so often. “Lithe, brown-skinned, with long black hair and brown eyes. That’s the way I like my women, compadre,”Ricardo would tell him.
On one Saturday afternoon, they drove along the city’s main street and doubled back along the neighboring street ogling at the scores of young women dotting the sidewalks. There was no shortage of pretty girls in town most weekends. On Saturdays, the border town was crawling with people, many of them residents of neighboring Matamoros, Mexico. The friends then walked into a lounge to get out from under the scorching heat.
It was so hot that the pitch of light posts melted in pools at their base. Justin ached for the summer he had spent working in a salmon cannery in Petersburg, Alaska.
“There sure are a lot of good-looking women out today,” Ricardo told Justin as they sat down at a bar stool. “And...”
“I know. I know. Just the way you like them,” Justin completed his sentence.
The afternoon turned into evening before the friends walked out of the lounge and headed for a club in the city’s seedier side. Not a few of the women at these bars were on the more daring side, and if you played your cards right, something else might happen after closing time.
However, despite his talk, Justin had never seen his friend connect with any of them. Usually, they would often end up driving home after closing time to sleep in their respective homes.
Nonetheless, Ricardo never lacked optimism that he could snag a babe. What he lacked in looks, he made up in bravado.
“Look compadre, just the way I like them,” he would tell Justin as he elbowed Justin to get his attention.
As the night dragged on, the smoke in the bar soon drove them away from the taverns and they started for home.
Justin was driving that night and he took Ricardo home. As he turned in his friend’s driveway, the front porch door came on. Behind the screened window, he saw Ricardo’s wife standing resolutely in the shadows.
Justin couldn’t help himself, even if it was his compadre.
“Look compadre, just the way you like them,” he said as he drove away laughing.